FROM THE LITTER BOX with King Kat
I am presenting this information as a public service announcement for all the zombies out there who are deserving of a good old fashioned bitch slap. Please note these steps to Bitch Slapping are NOT the same as the guidelines for punching someone in the face but there certainly are similarities.
THE FOUR STEPS TO A BITCH SLAPPING
STEP ONE: The Introduction
Bitch: Did you hear about the blah blah blah Obama blah blah blah Game of Thrones blah blah blah…
King Kat: Thanks for mentioning it, and yet I am really not interested in talking about any of those things with you. SORRY!
STEP TWO: The Comeback
Bitch: But I don’t understand! Blah blah blah don’t you care about the blah blah blah Republicans blah blah blah Playstation 3…
King Kat: No really! I don’t want to talk to you about that stuff. I know about a lot of things and I am not living under a rock but I just don’t want to talk to you! OK! It’s just you! Do you get it? It isn’t the subjects you mentioned which are all important. I get that. I specifically do NOT want to speak to YOU!
STEP THREE: The Denial
Bitch: What do you mean? Why wouldn’t you want to blah blah blah and I have a degree and I blah blah blah and furthermore…
King Kat: Listen! I don’t really give a good god damn, all right?! I told you I do not want to speak with you. I am obliged by my sense of fair play and also on advice from my lawyer to tell you I will bitch slap you if you do not shut up!
STEP FOUR: The Bitch Slap
Bitch: I can’t fucking believe this shit!